Sometimes things just get to be too much and you’ve got to fight back however you can? And, as people are always saying, put it into writing if you want it remembered?
I plan to have cards printed up,
on heavy cardstock
in a simple, classic style
worded as you see:
“Dear Sir or Madam:
I regret to inform you
that if you complain to me
just one more time
I’m afraid I’ll have to remove you
from the list of people
with whom I’m prepared to sympathize.
I appreciate your understanding
Sincerely, yours truly, etc.
bother me just one more time
with your ungrateful whining
I’ll open up my pocketbook
and jam my card right up your nose.